Anyone who knows the Haldane campus knows David Dougherty. Even if they don’t know the man personally, they can hear the effect he has had on Haldane. Audibly. Every day at lunchtime. Dougherty is well...
It is with a heavy heart that the Haldane Outlook Humors Board releases the following statement. Tough times have befallen Haldane’s account balance. As a result, the 9D softball field is scheduled for...
As welcoming as Haldane may seem, it is not safe from prejudice. Students have experienced a marked uptick in antisemitism in school life in recent years.
“I think Haldane is affected by antisemitism...
Ladies and gentlemen, the students of Haldane have made an impact. On Friday, February 6th, at 1:30 p.m., just one week after everyone else did it, nearly 200 Haldane students took to the streets in protest...
Unfortunately, the rules of grammar, well, they exist, and, al- lot of them piss me off. Lemme tell ya. I ain’t gonna put up with it no more. Fortunately, I know someone who shares the same opinion,...
Peers, Faculty, Haldenians, it has recently come to my attention that Haldane has begun to implement a “capital plan” to expand the quality of life for all Haldane students. The budget of this plan...
The senior pranks are bland. I’ll say it. At the end of the year, our oldest students are finally granted a chance to stick it to the man, except they don’t, because the man has to approve the prank.
The...
Many of us have heard of the infamous secret societies of collegiate fame — Yale, Princeton, UVA. These colleges are well known for what we know the least about. But Haldane is home to a far more sinister...
On November 4 at around 10:30 p.m., a break-in occurred at Haldane Campus’ Main Building, and on November 19, an arrest was made by the Putnam County Sheriff’s office, according to two announcements...
For years, the Haldane student body has maintained a tradition: superintendent nicknames based on how frequently they would call snow days. Our brilliant, albeit slightly rowdy, student body has come up...
Well, we’re back. A brand new school year is ahead of us, and you’ve got work to do. Slight problem. You don’t want to do it. We’ve all been there, and I’m sure that your parental figures have...
Well, it's finally time. Our seniors are headed out to the next stage of their lives, from far-flung dormitories to urban campuses, and it is certainly a daunting prospect. Nevertheless, I felt it was...
For decades, the Haldane cafeteria has been the Wild West of the school district: lawless, chaotic, and utterly devoid of upperclassmen. And yet, somehow, the same people always end up being the first...
Ms. Angela Branco called it the dragon tunnel. As elementary students, we would get a peek into the darkness when she went to get extra colored paper. We peered down the long tunnel and questioned what...
“You don’t look a day over 18” is a turn of phrase we often use, and yet we think little of its true meaning. Above is a photo of Ms. Michelle Cordaro, our high school history teacher and History...
