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The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The student perspective from 200 feet above the Hudson River
The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

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Aliens Exist. Probably. Don't Quote Us

Aliens Exist. Probably. Don’t Quote Us

By Eli Hudson May 4, 2026

When confronted with the great question of life, we tend to look up for answers. Space is our final frontier, but at the moment, we have little idea of what life could look like on foreign planets, if...

Spätzle Recipe

Spätzle Recipe

By Una Lentz and Roth Westphal May 4, 2026

If you ever find yourself sitting down in a cozy Biergarten (German for “beer garden”, an outdoor brewery) in Bavaria , chances are an aromatic platter of golden, buttery Spätzle will arrive at your...

Winter Crossword

Winter Crossword

By Henry Schimming February 2, 2026

Across: 1 What the eco-conscious might bring to the grocery store 8 Hot sauce from Avery Island, LA 15 Shakespearean Moor 16 What an operator operates upon 17 Musical intro 18 Accept, as a lesser...

Malfatti

Malfatti

By Una Lentz, Photo Editor February 2, 2026

Malfatti, roughly translated to “badly made” in Italian, celebrates the beauty of imperfection. These purposefully misshapen northern Italian dumplings stand as a reminder that dishes don't need to...

A Film Buff's Guide to Horror

A Film Buff’s Guide to Horror

By Louise Denehy, Arts/Entertainment Editor November 10, 2025

Halloween is over. Put away the decorations, box up your costumes, open your candy, and turn on the TV. Spooky season is just beginning, and I've got the recommendations for you. Here are some of the best...

Haldane students show off their "Canadian tuxedos" outside the high school on No-
vember 3, 2025.

Fall Fashion: How to Stay Hip and Warm

By Jasmine Wallis November 10, 2025

Entering the fall season, your closet adjusts to school as much as you do. Navigating trends and keeping up with current styles can pose a challenge for some. If you find yourself stressing or tearing...

New Superintendent Names

New Superintendent Names

By Henry Foley-Hedlund, Humors Editor November 10, 2025

For years, the Haldane student body has maintained a tradition: superintendent nicknames based on how frequently they would call snow days. Our brilliant, albeit slightly rowdy, student body has come up...

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

By Louise Denehy, Arts/Entertainment Editor November 10, 2025

Are you an uninspired procrastinator with no desire to win the costume contest? Well, it’s too late for you. You probably disgraced yourself this Halloween. Not to fret. Get ahead with these 17 low-effort...

A student interviews Haldane High School's vending machine.

Interview with a Vending Machine

By Lachlan Koch November 10, 2025

Today, I have been granted the opportunity and privilege to interview a very notable figure in the inner and outer workings of the school district: Vending Machine A. MACHINE: "Insert Cash." Many...

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