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The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The student perspective from 200 feet above the Hudson River
The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

Originals

Summer Crossword

Summer Crossword

By Kaito Kester, Originals Editor June 16, 2026

ACROSS 1 Heartrate Meas. 4 "When ___ fly" (adynaton) 8 Conductor's reference sheet 13 "Peace be upon you” in text 14 Montreal Jazz Singer Lee 15 Mathematician Leonhard 16 Tye-dye shirt 18 Hope...

Dougherty and His Murder

Dougherty and His Murder

By Henry Foley-Hedlund, Humors Editor June 15, 2026

Anyone who knows the Haldane campus knows David Dougherty. Even if they don’t know the man personally, they can hear the effect he has had on Haldane. Audibly. Every day at lunchtime. Dougherty is well...

New Commandments Corral Middle Schoolers

New Commandments Corral Middle Schoolers

By Sena Kester June 15, 2026

In response to movements to reintroduce Christian morals into the American population, a recent resolution by the Haldane Board of Education decided to implement the Ten Commandments into our humble school....

Save Our Souls, Ban NeeDohs

Save Our Souls, Ban NeeDohs

By Margo Bellamy Tarantino June 15, 2026

Attention, inhabitants of Haldane Middle School! As many of you already know, the viral “NeeDoh” stress toys have plagued us these past few months, and it is such that we have decided to ban these...

Espresso Chocolate Chip Cookies

Espresso Chocolate Chip Cookies

By Lincoln Wayland, Editor-in-Chief June 15, 2026

The chocolate chip cookie is a quintessential American dessert. With thousands of variations, it’s easy to find a good recipe, but hard to find a great one. Adapted from a Jacques Torres formula, the...

Aliens Exist. Probably. Don't Quote Us

Aliens Exist. Probably. Don’t Quote Us

By Eli Hudson May 4, 2026

When confronted with the great question of life, we tend to look up for answers. Space is our final frontier, but at the moment, we have little idea of what life could look like on foreign planets, if...

Spätzle Recipe

Spätzle Recipe

By Una Lentz and Roth Westphal May 4, 2026

If you ever find yourself sitting down in a cozy Biergarten (German for “beer garden”, an outdoor brewery) in Bavaria , chances are an aromatic platter of golden, buttery Spätzle will arrive at your...

Winter Crossword

Winter Crossword

By Henry Schimming February 2, 2026

Across: 1 What the eco-conscious might bring to the grocery store 8 Hot sauce from Avery Island, LA 15 Shakespearean Moor 16 What an operator operates upon 17 Musical intro 18 Accept, as a lesser...

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