Attention, inhabitants of Haldane Middle School! As many of you already know, the viral “NeeDoh” stress toys have plagued us these past few months, and it is such that we have decided to ban these...

We’re familiar with the Pledge of Allegiance. We’ve been reciting it since elementary school. When it comes to the words “under God,” many start to question the pledge. Isn’t it wrong to force...

“You’ll all get your lunch soon enough.” This is the slogan shared by aides throughout Haldane Middle School, but the back of the lunch line disagrees. Every day during lunch, the line to get food...