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The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The student perspective from 200 feet above the Hudson River
The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

The Student Perspective 200 Feet above the Hudson River

THE HALDANE OUTLOOK

Originals

Haldane sophomore Henry Foley-Hedlund steps out.

A High School Sophomore’s Guide to College

By Henry Foley-Hedlund, Originals Editor June 17, 2025

Well, it's finally time. Our seniors are headed out to the next stage of their lives, from far-flung dormitories to urban campuses, and it is certainly a daunting prospect. Nevertheless, I felt it was...

Spring Crossword

Spring Crossword

By Kaito Kester, Sports Editor June 17, 2025

Across: 1. British singer Rita 4. Eats dinner 9. Promotional materials, for short 12. Beaks, in slang 14. An examination 15. Large body of water 16. Small, decorative case 17. Maker of Hot Wheels 19....

Microwavable Cup Noodles on the shelf of Foodtown in Cold Spring, NY.

Cup O’Noodles

By Keira Shanahan and Lincoln Wayland June 17, 2025

There is only one right way that one can concoct consumable instant carb ropes. For the desperate scholars (those with access to a wall box device that emits electromagnetic microwave radiation to generate...

A Senioritis Plague

A Senioritis Plague

By Caroline Sniffen June 17, 2025

Let's set the scene. The final quarter for the class of '25. It's early spring, so we know what that entails: gorgeous weather, birds chirping, and flowers blooming. But something is wrong at Haldane High...

Generation Generalizations

Generation Generalizations

By Gabriela Perilli, Contributing Writer June 17, 2025

What defines a generation? Generations can be defined by a string of years in which children are born, become adults, and start having children—but that doesn’t capture the societal, cultural, and...

Out of the Basement and Into the Spotlight

Out of the Basement and Into the Spotlight

By Keira Shanahan, Editor-in-Chief June 17, 2025

Imagine you are a parent of a teenager in the 1980s. On your way to throw in some laundry, you walk in on your son and five other oddly dressed kids sitting around a table in your basement. They each have...

Whiteboard Solution

By Seth Lunin-Pack, Contributing Writer June 17, 2025

It is given by the directions that every statement in the second interview is true. The third interview contains “By the time these interviews get published, everything in them will be a lie.”...

Keira's grandmother at work in the Philip Kunick gown firm in London.

Inspired by Her Story

By Keira Shanahan, Editor-in-Chief April 7, 2025

At nearly 18 years of age, I am and have been preparing to leave the nest. I’ve been filling out college applications, writing essays, preparing for interviews, and applying for financial aid. My...

We are Heading Towards a Second Romantic Era

We are Heading Towards a Second Romantic Era

By Dessa Bellamy Tarantino, Contributing Writer April 7, 2025

Fans of Romantic Era writers like Lord Byron, Mary Shelley, and William Blake should expect a fulfilling 2025, with current social conditions being optimal for a 21st century rebirth of Romanticism. Readers...

Kaito Kester's renowned garlic knots.

Garlicky Greatness

By Kaito Kester, Sports Editor April 7, 2025

Now, I don’t think I need to describe what a garlic knot is; I mean, everyone has at least heard of one. But I will say one thing: this is one of those foods you bring to a potluck, and before you know...

Physics teacher Kieran Lynch, appalled at the state of his whiteboard.

Who Smudged the Whiteboard?

By Seth Lunin-Pack, Contributing Writer April 7, 2025

This morning, when physics teacher Kieran Lynch was erasing his whiteboard, he became aware of a gruesome smudge that a spray of water could not remove. The only way for this to happen is for a student...

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