Well, it's finally time. Our seniors are headed out to the next stage of their lives, from far-flung dormitories to urban campuses, and it is certainly a daunting prospect. Nevertheless, I felt it was...

Let's set the scene. The final quarter for the class of '25. It's early spring, so we know what that entails: gorgeous weather, birds chirping, and flowers blooming. But something is wrong at Haldane High...

Monday, February 3rd. The morning after Groundhog Day. Inside Phil's burrow in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, in the Gobbler’s Knob part of town.   Interviewer: Hi Phil, it's an honor to...

Warning: Dear Reader, before you read this article, I suggest you take a moment to compose yourself, physically and mentally. As an editor, I tend to let writers take full creative liberties when they...

For decades, the Haldane cafeteria has been the Wild West of the school district: lawless, chaotic, and utterly devoid of upperclassmen. And yet, somehow, the same people always end up being the first...

Since the disappearance of several young actors and crew, families of Haldane drama students have started to renovate their loved ones' bedrooms into something more practical. Offices, home theatres, saunas,...

Ms. Angela Branco called it the dragon tunnel. As elementary students, we would get a peek into the darkness when she went to get extra colored paper. We peered down the long tunnel and questioned what...

“You don’t look a day over 18” is a turn of phrase we often use, and yet we think little of its true meaning. Above is a photo of Ms. Michelle Cordaro, our high school history teacher and History...